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e-mail me at thunderfootx-at-yahoo-dot-com. I dare ya.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

 

Oh, yeah, superheroes. We forgot.

<br />*PANEL 1*<br />NARRATOR: One little bout of fear-shits and, BOOM! Explosion! Of course, anyone who’s following at home will recall who our doc is.<br />SOUND EFFECT: POOOOP!!<br />*PANEL 2*<br />NARRATOR: And let’s be honest; that’s nobody. So I don’t get paid and neither does blondie.<br />THOR: Hey, wow! I’m a big, blonde hippie!<br />WASP: Hey Thor, can you-<br />*PANEL 3*<br />THOR: Sorry about that, Wasp. I forgot how allergic I am to pixie dust. Why you call cocaine “pixie dust” I dunno.<br />THOR: Whatever floats your boat, Tinkerbell.


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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

 

The Delicious Menace of General Tsao!

*PANEL 1*<br />NARRATOR: The Chinese military, in a last, spiteful effort, send in their secret weapon: General Tsao! Spicey!<br />SOLDIER 1: There’s delicious trouble ahead!<br />GENERAL TSAO: None of you can stop or resist my saucy battering. Prepare to eat sweet and spicey death, infidels!<br />SOLDIER 2: Oh man, I’m hungry again and I just ate like an hour ago.<br />*PANEL 2*<br />NARRATOR: Wow, that sounds great. Do you think China Palace would deliver to exposition?<br />DR. BLAKE: Time to do what I do whenever there’s trouble: shit myself in an alley. Hope no one sees.


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News and crap.

3/19/06 -- We're back! Oh yeah, feel that apathy.

8/12/05 -- Just moved, yo, so everything is broken for a while. Only one person will be disappointed: me.

11/30/04 -- Long break, no one cares. Also, the douchebags over at Verizon deleted all my files, so I had to upload everything again. Also, no one cares. Soothe my bruised ego by signing up for a free IPod.

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