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Monday, March 20, 2006

 

Assault and Batter Ray

<br />*PANEL 1*<br />GENERAL TSAO: What the hell?!? Quit screwing around and let's get a proper battle on.<br />GENERAL TSAO: Or I'm gonna be just another poorly planned filler villian like Cheney!<br />*PANEL 2*<br />GENERAL TSAO: First, I'll coat you in my crispy, spicy batter ray. I'm raising my arm and shooting.<br />GENERAL TSAO: Also, I'll describe everything as I do it 'cause the narrator passed out.<br />*PANEL 3*<br />THOR: Man! This stuff really stings!<br />THOR: Not like grabbing a hot pan or patting the Human Torch on the rear when he gets a touchdown. But still, ouch!>


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Sunday, March 19, 2006

 

Trying to Win Back the "Fans"

<br />*PANEL 1*<br />GENERAL TSAO: So this is pretty much where we left off six months ago, huh? Someone shit the bed.<br />THOR: No way! Your trash talk is totally ruining our street cred. Because we were totally credible.<br />*PANEL 2*<br />THOR: And now, to regain the trust of the fans, loop-de-loop! Wheeeeee!


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Thursday, July 14, 2005

 

We Ordered the Sesame Chicken.

<br />*PANEL 1*<br />GENERAL TSAO: So! It seems in your haste to be a funny man, you forgot about General Tsao!<br />GENERAL TSAO: When that happen, most get sesame chicken. Not as tasty. Not even close.<br />*PANEL 2*<br />NARRATOR: Speaking of which, where’s the goddam sesame chicken I ordered like a month ago?<br />THOR: Yeah, you do smell pretty delicious. I’m gonna crack you open and eat your innards, red.<br />GENERAL TSAO: Easier done than said, swine. Wait, that’s not right. I was ripped up by stupid American phrasebook.


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News and crap.

3/19/06 -- We're back! Oh yeah, feel that apathy.

8/12/05 -- Just moved, yo, so everything is broken for a while. Only one person will be disappointed: me.

11/30/04 -- Long break, no one cares. Also, the douchebags over at Verizon deleted all my files, so I had to upload everything again. Also, no one cares. Soothe my bruised ego by signing up for a free IPod.

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